Who doesn't love a good joke? Whether you're young or young at heart, a well-timed pun or a clever one-liner can bring a smile to anyone's face. Get ready to chuckle, giggle, and maybe even snort with these silly, corny and hilarious jokes that are perfect for kids and adults of all ages!
Let's dive in and read some of the best and funniest jokes of all time! From cheesy dad jokes to hilarious hard-hitters, these jokes are perfect for general audiences.
If you want something darker, you'll have to go somewhere else. These jokes are for people of all ages. (They may be clean, but they're really funny!)
Tell these to your friends at parties to get the crowds laughing!
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Here we go!
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Funny Jokes
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems! (Don't we all feel like that sometimes?)
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese! (But seriously, hands off the cheese, it's not yours!)
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two tired! (We've all been there, feeling a bit "two tired" to function!)
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What did one wall say to the other wall? "I'll meet you at the corner!" (Those walls sure know how to make plans!)
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! (Who knew scarecrows were so talented?)
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How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! (Penguins are not only cute but also great at construction!)
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! (Always be prepared for those hole-in-one moments!)
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What do computers eat for breakfast, lunch and dinner? Chips. (I mean, we offered them different kinds of food, but they just want chips!)
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What did the triangle say to the circle? "You're pointless." (Man, triangles are kinda mean!)
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Why was Cinderella so bad at playing soccer? Because she kept running from the ball! (If you want to score points, you have to stay in the game!)
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The urinal sighed with exhaustion. The toilet next to him asked, "What's the matter?" The urinal replied, "I just feel a little flushed these days." (Hey, even toilets need to be treated well, I suppose.)
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What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck. (I heard this one 35 years ago when I was in elementary school. Still funny to this day!)
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What do you call a sad piece of fruit? A blueberry. (Someone give that poor blueberry a hug!")
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What kind of soap does a mermaid use to wash their fins? Tide. (I mean, it's good for getting things clean. Just don't eat it!)
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What do you call a dinosaur with only one eye? A do-you-think-he-saw-us. (Don't worry, chances are he didn't! Or maybe he did? Uh oh!)
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Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! (Yes, atoms are the building blocks of matter, they "make up" everything.)
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Why did the frog take an uber to his friend's house? His car got toad. (Don't you hate it when your car gets toad? I mean towed.)
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Why was the strawberry so upset and crying? Because he found himself in a jam. (With a name like Smucker's©, it has to be good, though.)
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Why wouldn't the other animals play poker with the cats? Because they were Cheetahs! (Cheetahs can be pretty scary, especially if they're losing a card game.)
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Where do vegetables go for date night? The salad bar. (A fresh and delicious place to meet other veggies.)
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What was Boaz like before he got married? Ruth-less. (This joke is hilarious on biblical levels!)
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Speaking of religious, what do you call an avocado who reads the bible? Holy guacamole! (This joke is smooth, creamy and easy to spread, especially on pita chips!)
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What did the zombie say to his new girlfriend? "I like you for your brains." (You know, because zombies really like smart people.)
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What do you call a pickleball player who becomes famous? A Big Dill! (Yes, she's kind of a big dill.)
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Why did the cell phone decide to start wearing glasses? He kept losing his contacts! (If you want to stay in touch with your friends, you better keep your contacts!)
- What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, he just waved. (If you're an ocean, happiness comes in waves!)
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So there you have it, a collection of jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone no matter your age. Share these with your friends, family, or even your pet goldfish. Laughter is the best medicine, after all!
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