Avocados are a delicious pale green food that many Americans, Mexicans and people around the world love to eat. They are nutritious and delicious!
You can slice up some avocados and use them as taco toppings, on a salad, or mash them up with some cilantro and lime juice and make some serious guacamole.
However you eat avocados, they're a number-one hit tune, alright.
Beyond culinary arts, avocados have many other potential uses, but our favorite is using them to tell some really funny avocado puns and dad jokes.
These avocado jokes are sure to crack you up and guac your world, so let's get started!
Avocado Jokes
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What are religious avocados called? Holy guacamole!
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What is Pac-Man's favorite food? Guac guac guac guac guac.
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What's the style called when an avocado wears a mohawk? Punk guac!
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What do old avocado ladies like to sit on while they knit? A guac-ing chair.
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What does the guacamole magician say while he performs a trick? "Avocadabra!"
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What's an avocado's favorite Elton John song? Guacodile Rock.
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What kind of juice did the Zen Buddhist add to his guacamole? Sub-lime.
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What do you call avocados who ride in limos with groupies? Guac stars.
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What's an avocados favorite game to play at Chuck e' Cheese? Guac-a-mole.
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What did the avocado orphan like to sing? It's the hard-guac life.
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Why were all the other fruits afraid of the avocado? Because he was so hardcore!
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What do avocado geologists study? Guacs.
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Why did the guacamole get so many likes on her Instagram post? She was super spicy!
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What's an avocado's favorite Elvis song? Jailhouse Guac.
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Where would the Flintstones live if they were avocados? Bedguac.
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What do alien avocados fly? Space chips.
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What's an avocado's favorite type of music? Guac 'n' roll.
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What's an avocado's favorite month? Guactober
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How do you know when an avocado has spoiled? It turns guacamoldy!
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What's an avocado's favorite dance? The salsa.
There you have it, ladies and gentlemen, the greatest avocado jokes of all time! We hope you enjoyed these hilariously funny jokes about avocados.
I don't know about you, but reading those jokes made me super hungry. I think it's time to whip up some guacamole and start dipping those tortilla chips!
If you want more humor, be sure to stick around for our taco jokes that will spice up your life.
